Carson
Sex: Male
Major: Undeclared
Our main character. Energetic, goofy, and mildy unlucky with the ladies.
Dawn
Sex: Female
Major: Biology
Carson's friend since high school. Cheery, strangely wise, and slightly mischievous.
Rob
Sex: Male
Major: Business
Carson's randomly assigned roommate. Plans on pledging Beta Roe Omega. Is making good progress on his "Freshman 15."